Drought benefits

So, I was out to lunch with a group of folks from work recently. One guy looked over at me from the far corner of the table and said, "So, you kind of like the drought and watering restrictions, don't you?"

I replied, "Well, it's nice that I don't have to mow the lawn nearly as often."

He promptly turned to the person sitting across from him and said, "See, I told you that's what he would say."

Lessons learned:

• Keith knows me too well.
• I am, in fact, a little bit lazy.
• I am, in fact, somewhat predictable.
• The glass really is half full... ;o)